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Sunscreen Flask 12.8 oz

Sunscreen Flask 12.8 oz

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At the Park

You’re at the park with your family on the first of what will be 3 days of park hopping. On main street you take a few selfies in front of the castle then all pile into the horse drawn carriage. It’s Dapper Day so the park is quite crowded and you end up in the front seat directly behind the horse.

It’s a beautiful cloudless day with sun pouring down on you as the carriage slowly moves down the street. Good thing you brought sunscreen so the kids don’t get roasted. Nothing worse than getting sunburned on the very first day.

About a third of the way down Main Street, the horse blows a huge fart followed by a massive poop. The entire carriage starts laughing hysterically while you sit basking in the smell as the gentle breeze wafts it right into your face.

“Oh boy,” you think. “3 days of this. Glad I brought that second bottle of ‘sunscreen,’ otherwise this is going to be a looooooong trip."


Our Sunscreen Hidden Flasks are disguised as regular sunscreen bottles to avoid suspicion. To the bag checker, it looks like an ordinary travel item, but for the party animal inside of you, it’s a portal to the Land of Good Times. Bring your favorite alcoholic drinks to outdoor festivals, Vegas pool parties, beaches, and more! Each purchase comes with three lid seals to prevent leakage during transport, one flip top lid for realism and easy dispensing, and one speed pourer for quicker filling.


  • 12.8oz liquid capacity
  • Three (3) peel off seals
  • One (1) speed pourer
  • Discreet, authentic design
  • Safety seals to prevent leakage, spilling and sent


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